PerezHilton: New Jersey Bus Driver Punishes His Python On The Job! Watch His Masturbatory Meltdown HERE!

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New Jersey Bus Driver Punishes His Python On The Job! Watch His Masturbatory Meltdown HERE! Jul 13th 2013, 12:03, by Perez Hilton Let's face it, masturbation is a part of life. Birds do it, bees do it, even educated bees whales do it! Masturbating while driving, however, is NOT a part of life at all. It's dangerous, creepy, and illegal! And masturbating while driving a public transit bus full of commuters? That's just cray!!!! Unfortunately, better judgement didn't stop 41-year-old George Simpson from doing the five-knuckle shuffle while transporting a bus full of unsuspecting passengers late last month!!! And he was caught on tape! One Manhattan librarian didn't appreciate watching him skin his own salami on her evening cummute commute so she recorded the whole encounter! See the graphically disturbing and definitely NSFW transit nightmare unfold...AFTER THE JUMP!!! Ugh!!! Absolutely revolting!! The driver was been suspended indefinitely and charged with "reckless endangerment, lewdness and risking widespread injury."

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